Current Opportunities
Soul Intake Coordinator (3rd Circle)
Help guide newly damned souls into their appropriate torment sectors. Must be fluent in at least 3 dead languages and able to work in complete darkness for 23 hours/day.
- Experience with metaphysical logistics preferred
- Strong aversion to hope a plus
Screamer Triage Intern (Unpaid)
Monitor decibel levels in overcrowded punishment pits. Excellent ear health and total disregard for safety required. Internship may lead to permanent assignment (in the Pit).
- Must bring your own flame-proof clipboard
- College credit only redeemable in non-accredited dimensions
Form 666-B Processor
Ensure proper routing of incomplete, misfiled, and cursed documents. Must be able to resist the urge to cry when faced with endless bureaucracy.
- 5+ years in a government position or one bad lifetime
- Familiarity with infernal paperwork routing (IPR) systems