Careers in Eternal Mismanagement

Find purpose in the pointless. Join Infernal Services.

Current Opportunities

Soul Intake Coordinator (3rd Circle)

Help guide newly damned souls into their appropriate torment sectors. Must be fluent in at least 3 dead languages and able to work in complete darkness for 23 hours/day.

  • Experience with metaphysical logistics preferred
  • Strong aversion to hope a plus
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Screamer Triage Intern (Unpaid)

Monitor decibel levels in overcrowded punishment pits. Excellent ear health and total disregard for safety required. Internship may lead to permanent assignment (in the Pit).

  • Must bring your own flame-proof clipboard
  • College credit only redeemable in non-accredited dimensions
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Form 666-B Processor

Ensure proper routing of incomplete, misfiled, and cursed documents. Must be able to resist the urge to cry when faced with endless bureaucracy.

  • 5+ years in a government position or one bad lifetime
  • Familiarity with infernal paperwork routing (IPR) systems
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