Division of Misassigned Souls
Corrects clerical errors involving misplaced sinners, usually by sending them somewhere worse.
Torture Innovation & Compliance
Develops and certifies next-gen pain protocols. Recent projects include "flame acupuncture" and "eternal lag."
Mild Offense Tribunal
Prosecuting the likes of loud chewers, podcast explainers, and “that guy” from HR. No mercy, minor sins.
Waiting Room Oversight
Regulates pointless wait times and broken ticket machines across all circles. Currently understaffed forever.
Form 666-B Processing Unit
Handles intake paperwork and rejects it regardless of content. Proudly maintains 0% resolution rate.
Lost Soul Logistics
Responsible for tracking misplaced souls and blaming the routing daemon. Known for doing nothing quickly.
Brimstone Resource Management
Monitors hellfire inventory. Recently accused of hoarding embers for department picnics.
Internal Agony Audits
Conducts quarterly pain reviews to ensure optimal emotional destruction. Reports are shredded upon completion.
Office of Demonic Relations
Manages inter-demon disputes, team morale, and revenge rituals. Maintains a hostile work environment by design.